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You already know what the theory is...
The back of this shirt says everything that needs to be said. If the theory about Big Feet is correct, the bar just got a lot higher. Standards are standards, and this shirt makes yours very clear without you having to say a single word.
The front carries the iconic Savagely Single™ flaming broken heart logo. The back does the talking.
Wear it to the bar. Wear it to the bonfire. Wear it anywhere men are brave enough to approach. Let them do the math.
Premium Bella + Canvas 6400, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit, soft enough for all day, bold enough for all night. Available in sizes S through 3XL.
Savagely Single. Because being single is a vibe, not a problem.
If the Theory is Correct... Don't Talk to Me Unless It's the Size of His Foot T-Shirt | Savagely Single™
$27.00
The back of this shirt says everything that needs to be said. If the theory about Big Feet is correct, the bar just got a lot higher. Standards are standards, and this shirt makes yours very clear without you having to say a single word.
The front carries the iconic Savagely Single™ flaming broken heart logo. The back does the talking.
Wear it to the bar. Wear it to the bonfire. Wear it anywhere men are brave enough to approach. Let them do the math.
Premium Bella + Canvas 6400, 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Relaxed fit, soft enough for all day, bold enough for all night. Available in sizes S through 3XL.
Savagely Single. Because being single is a vibe, not a problem.
Size guide
| SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
| M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
| L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
| XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 | 10 ¾ |